Last night/this morning, I was in da club. Just being Krunk like I do.

Some drunk, middle-eastern guy approach the table where I was being all cool and shit and randomly high five’d me. Then he leant in and said “We’re going to kill some Muslims tonight”

Being the bodacious and righteous man I am I said “No we aren’t” and turned my back on him. If any ‘Muslims’ in the area of Sunderland did get killed last night then it’s all my fault - but look at it positively; you’re now my ‘Uncle Ben’ and I will fight crime with my super powers to avenge you

Xbox, give up.” The Xbox One shamefully powers down, the new KINECT looks at me longingly with a tear in its lens. “Why don’t you love me?”
I ignore its questions and pick up my TV remote, it desperately interrupts, “I can do that for you! What would you like to watch?!” I sigh dejectedly, “Its too late Xbox, you’re a mistake. This is a mistake. I don’t think there’s anything between us anymore … Xbox,” my lip quivers slightly and I clear my throat, “just go home.
In other words - the Xbox One is a travesty and needs to completely change for me to want it.

Microsoft, stop talking about all the extra shit that the new Xbox does like watching tele, or using my phone as a remote. Those are extras - talk about games, future of Xbox Live, pricing, exclusives. Almost half an hour and you’ve only mentioned ‘games’ like its a feature

Some woman called me a “shockingly narrow-mided bigot” tonight; because I told her a wheelchair user should get priority access over her to the disabled toilets - because the lady in the wheelchair was physically incapable to access any of the other toilets in the building; whereas this other woman wasn’t.

She also informed me how not all disabilities were physically apparent, and that the ‘hole in her heart’ made her incapable to walk down the stairs. I nearly bit my fucking tongue off when she said “For all you know, I could be mentally handicapped”.

I don’t mind letting able people access to the disabled toilets, but you should never ever think its alright to go in while genuinely disabled people are waiting. If you see nothing wrong with using the disabled toile while a disabled person is waiting; you are a dickhead to the highest degree.

Signed,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Bigot

ooshinythings:

videohall:

The counting song

I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that.

Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it.

Well that escalated quickly.

What…. the HELL… did I just watch? Oh frick… so depressing.

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Source: videohall