Last night/this morning, I was in da club. Just being Krunk like I do.
Some drunk, middle-eastern guy approach the table where I was being all cool and shit and randomly high five’d me. Then he leant in and said “We’re going to kill some Muslims tonight”
Being the bodacious and righteous man I am I said “No we aren’t” and turned my back on him. If any ‘Muslims’ in the area of Sunderland did get killed last night then it’s all my fault - but look at it positively; you’re now my ‘Uncle Ben’ and I will fight crime with my super powers to avenge you